tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

barebackinq:

When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh

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meanplastic:

'hey did you do your homework?'

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